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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…

Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
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Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…

Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough
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Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Kennedy Center, and let me tell you,…

SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
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ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…

Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
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Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…

Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin
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Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Crowley’s victory in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor is a…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
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Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…

Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
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Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…

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