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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently
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Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first press briefing as the new White House press secretary,…

Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly
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Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has agreed to take up two appeals from…

Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…

Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling
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Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh joy, you want to join the ranks of the eternally sleep-deprived and creatively drained game designers. Well, buckle up,…

Goliath Lives Up to Name, Drops Rider to Death
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Goliath Lives Up to Name, Drops Rider to Death

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident at Six Flags Over Georgia, where a man died…

Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon
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Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and it seems like conservative leaders are getting a…

Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation
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Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about President Trump’s rally in Youngstown, Ohio.…

Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
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Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…

Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight
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Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: BUTCHER BABIES’ Heidi Shepherd is still coping with the loss of her BFF and…

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