Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
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French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…
More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026
Get ready for a magical month of binge-watching on Netflix! 📺🍿 In June, the streaming giant is unleashing a treasure…
Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
Wow, what a blast from the past! 🎉 AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…
ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already
So, you want to know about Alice Cooper’s thoughts on AI in music? Well, buckle up, folks, because the Godfather…
CHARLIE BENANTE Obviously The Real Brain Behind PANTERA Hopes To Bless The World With More PANTERA Music Because Lets Be Real He’s The Only One Who Actually Mattered Anyway
The legendary metal band Pantera is back, but not really 🤔. I mean, it’s not like they’re back with their…
Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump. As…
Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait
In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…
Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…
OH JOY Another Has Been from the 80s is Desperately Trying to be Relevant Again with Their Super Original Sounding Solo Album Called Dirty Foot Lane Wow What a Unique Title
Legendary guitarist Dave Hill is releasing a new album, because you clearly didn’t have enough of his solo work already…