Word of the Week: Brent Crude Oil’s Wild Ride — Who’s This Brent Dude Anyway?
Oh, “Brent,” you poor, confused little oil benchmark! The global markets are in a tizzy over you, as if you’re…
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Bungie Caves Again, Makes Marathon NPCs Even More Pathetic Than Your Average Player’s K/D Ratio
Well, well, well… look who finally decided to stop gatekeeping their own game! Bungie’s latest patch for Marathon has sent…
Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!
Oh look, it’s another Nintendo announcement and everyone’s losing their minds like they just found a rare amiibo in a…
World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet
Uh oh, here comes the libtard media again, fearmongering about the economy. Fake news CNN wants you to believe the…
ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!
Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…
NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…
Texas Showdown: Dems and GOP Learn the One Big Takeaway… Spoiler: It’s Still Hot as Hell
The Texas primaries are in the books, and it’s clear that Democrats are struggling to find their footing in the…
Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?
Trump’s America: Democrats in North Carolina Pick Socialist Cooper, GOP Chooses MAGA Warrior Whatley The Democrat Party in North Carolina…
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who
Hold onto your fedoras, because this plot is more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado! Let’s talk about Mike…