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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…

200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…

2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics
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2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The 2026 primary season has been quite the ride, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the rise of…

Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House has voted to approve a measure that would require President Donald Trump to end his war with Iran,…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…

Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026
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Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🎉 The most electrifying, soul-stirring, and downright thrilling news has just dropped: Brent Smith and Zach…

Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested
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Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as we dive into the mystical world of Daemons of the Shadow Realm,…

Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself
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Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republican candidates are in a bit of a…

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead
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Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s plan to change…

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