Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…
GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump is still trying to make…
Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2
The long-awaited sequel to the 1998 cult classic Practical Magic has finally arrived, and it’s a messy, charming, and occasionally…
Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…
Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…
Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…