Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…
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Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🤯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…
Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…
Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…
Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…
Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Iranian man, Amir Barati, who’s been extradited from Montenegro to the US…
Broke Yet Thanks For Asking
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve raised interest rates last month for the first…
Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about mortgage rates, folks, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride.…
America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new documentary series, “Christianity at a Crossroads,” is exploring the…