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Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews
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Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

I’ll be the first to admit, I was thoroughly surprised by 1001 Threads of Mizan, the debut title from MBC…

Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
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Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…

Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble
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Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s time to get excited and skeptical at the same time, because Hideo Kojima’s next project, Physint,…

Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently
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Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Midge Ure is back with a brand new Best Of collection, encompassing music…

Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens
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Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, one of the most iconic performing arts centers…

Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was
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Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House of Representatives has held billionaire investor Leon Black in contempt of Congress, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking,…

Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…

200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…

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