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Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
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Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…

Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
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Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Zack Snyder’s latest project, The Last Photograph, is set to make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival…

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
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Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…

Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle
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Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) is just around the corner, and I’m not talking about the part where Hollywood…

Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time
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Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Senate primary in Massachusetts is getting interesting, to say…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In the world of online gaming, it’s all about the Benjamins, baby – or rather, the in-game rewards. Those sweet,…

CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow
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Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Tupac murder trial. Defense Attorney Michael Sanft…

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