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Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republican candidates are in a bit of a…

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s plan to change…

Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
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Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds
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Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

RuneScape: Dragonwilds was not even on my radar a few months ago, but after getting a chance to play it,…

Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
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Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…

Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza
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Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Oasis is back with their Live ’27 tour, because who needs a break…

Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s stance on AI regulation, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He’s…

Blizzard MILKS Warcraft nostalgia yet again with underwhelming BlizzCon reveals
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Blizzard MILKS Warcraft nostalgia yet again with underwhelming BlizzCon reveals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

BlizzCon 2026 has come and gone, leaving a trail of excitement and skepticism in its wake. As a seasoned gamer…

TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy
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TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new movie Stuffed is like a box of chocolates…

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