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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed
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Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest roller coaster debacle, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest
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GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about the upcoming Republican Midterm Convention, and I have to say, it’s quite the spectacle.…

Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
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Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…

Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
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Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…

Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
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Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names
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NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready for the biggest gaming spectacle of the year – gamescom 2026 is here, and with it, NetEase Games…

Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not
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Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has sent a nuclear cooperation agreement with Saudi…

Vixen guitarist Britt Lightning’s new band The Jetsetters sells out to The Label Group already
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Vixen guitarist Britt Lightning’s new band The Jetsetters sells out to The Label Group already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting news ever? 🤩 I mean, I can barely contain my…

Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
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Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…

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