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California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
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California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…

ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…

Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently
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Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shenanigans from the Phoenix police department, and I just can’t…

Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
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Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…

Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
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Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
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Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
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RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
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Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

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