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Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow
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Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia’s stint as White House press secretary was a wild…

Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race
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Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats are getting a little nervous about the upcoming Senate…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Breaking news: LAIKA and Fathom Entertainment are about to blow your mind with their new stop-motion fantasy adventure, Wildwood! 🤯🎥…

Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly
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Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market turmoil, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
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Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…

Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow
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Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Another day, another dollar, another announcement from a publisher trying to milk a beloved franchise for all it’s worth. But,…

Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
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Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
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Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience
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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Jagex has cancelled RuneScape Reignited, a mere two weeks after its announcement. I’m not…

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