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Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
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Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…

Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
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Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…

Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
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Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…

Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
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Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…

Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With
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Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is going after the International…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
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Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because I’m about to take you on…

Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
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Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
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Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…

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