Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration
After waiting more than three months, Nintendo finally decided to bless us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs. Because,…
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Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are BFFs Now and Theyre About to Blow the Lid Off the Entire World with Their Jaw Droppingly Amazing New Documentary Series You Can See Everything
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic documentary of the year? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t want…
Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Because I’m not. DEFENCES, the alternative metal band that’s been making…
California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the midterms are heating up, and both parties…
China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…
Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…
Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…
Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is launching…
PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…