Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…
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Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣♂️ I mean, who needs a…
Addict Turned Patriot Still Manages To Pay Bills On Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ian Pfister, a self-proclaimed First Amendment auditor, is making a name…
Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…
Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…
Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…
Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…
South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…
Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again
We’re back with another installment of “let’s pick apart every frame of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer” because, apparently, that’s what…