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Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
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Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience
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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Jagex has cancelled RuneScape Reignited, a mere two weeks after its announcement. I’m not…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
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Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…

Senate Debates Bring Drama to Alaska and Maine Thursday
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Senate Debates Bring Drama to Alaska and Maine Thursday

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest debates in Maine and Alaska were quite the spectacle.…

Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently
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Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest unveiling, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
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New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
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Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…

Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
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Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…

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