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Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
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Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026
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Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

IFA 2026 has come and gone, leaving in its wake a trail of exciting new tech that’s got this gamer’s…

Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again
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Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Barry Morphew, the Colorado man who’s been making headlines for all the…

Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
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Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

Trump’s Ex-Enforcer Thinks Admin Isn’t Mean Enough Apparently
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Trump’s Ex-Enforcer Thinks Admin Isn’t Mean Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Greg Bovino, the former Border Patrol commander who’s been making waves with his…

Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
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Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…

Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
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Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…

Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Files Emergency Request Because Things Were Going Great
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Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Files Emergency Request Because Things Were Going Great

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, this one’s got…

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