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Tag: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
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Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…

ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
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ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…

Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant
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Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Hopeless Records, like, totally bought Fat Wreck Chords! Is this the end of punk as we know it?…

Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
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Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…

Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn
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Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone ACTUALLY watch that “performance” from Lou Gramm on the Djbobstar YouTube channel? 🤣 Seriously, it’s like…

AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
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AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…

AC/DC to Inflict “Music” Upon Australia in Late 2025 Stadium Tour, Humanity Weeps
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AC/DC to Inflict “Music” Upon Australia in Late 2025 Stadium Tour, Humanity Weeps

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

OMG! 👴🏻🎸⚡️ AC/DC, those geriatric rockers who haven’t had a decent album since, like, the Stone Age, are apparently dragging…

Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…

YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
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YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…

Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
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Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…

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