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Weird Al Brings Full Band to NPRs Tiny Desk Again
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Weird Al Brings Full Band to NPRs Tiny Desk Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic has returned to NPR’s Tiny Desk, marking his first performance at the venue in over 15 years.…

Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes
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Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh no, Vivian Campbell is still alive and kicking, and we’re not sure how to feel about it 🤔. In…

Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
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Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…

Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
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Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…

Dexter and the Moonrocks Drop New Album Friends That I Don’t Like
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Dexter and the Moonrocks Drop New Album Friends That I Don’t Like

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Dexter and the Moonrocks have announced their debut album, Friends That I Don’t Like, out on October 2nd. They’ve also…

Heavens To Betsy Drop New Collection And Single
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Heavens To Betsy Drop New Collection And Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Heavens to Betsy have announced their first release in 32 years, baby’s gone, a collection of their early demos and…

Jack White Playfully Trolls Singer Charley Crockett
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Jack White Playfully Trolls Singer Charley Crockett

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

On Tuesday, Charley Crockett posted a defensive new missive on Instagram in which he sought to further explain his decision…

Weezer’s Scott Shriner And Patrick Wilson Dish On New Album
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Weezer’s Scott Shriner And Patrick Wilson Dish On New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Weezer have spent enough of the last three decades shape-shifting that every new album arrives with somebody announcing they’ve finally…

Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
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Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…

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