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Tag: rock

Stephen Wilson Jr Joins Eddie Vedder On New Music Ventures
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Stephen Wilson Jr Joins Eddie Vedder On New Music Ventures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Stephen Wilson Jr. might be the only former scientist in Americana who can turn a boxing ring, a Pixies classic,…

Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow
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Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌎 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 🤩…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
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Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…

Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Minneapolis, Minnesota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Greatest Bands Unite On Must Hear Albums List
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Greatest Bands Unite On Must Hear Albums List

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

The recent unveiling of the definitive list of the 100 Best Bands of All Time has sparked a lot of…

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