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United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
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United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…

U2 and Martin Garrix drop new single Fireflies
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U2 and Martin Garrix drop new single Fireflies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

U2 and Dutch house DJ Martin Garrix have teamed up for a new single “Fireflies”. “Fireflies” brings out the best…

Mick Jagger Opens Up On Downsides Of Aging
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Mick Jagger Opens Up On Downsides Of Aging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
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Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…

Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…

GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
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GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…

FEAR FACTORY Still Relevant Enough To Play Demanufacture In Colombia
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FEAR FACTORY Still Relevant Enough To Play Demanufacture In Colombia

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just celebrated the 30th anniversary of their…

Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…

Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran
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Flavor Flav Fetes US Female Olympians with Backstreet Boys Ed Sheeran

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Flavor Flav hosted the four-day “SHE Weekend” in Las Vegas from Thursday, July 16th through Sunday, July 19th to honor…

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