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Tag: rock

Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
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Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…

IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…

Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
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Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…

Rush Expands 2026 Reunion Tour with Four New US Dates
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Rush Expands 2026 Reunion Tour with Four New US Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

RUSH have added four new US dates to their ongoing “Fifty Something” reunion tour, with shows confirmed in Houston, St.…

Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

Reflect//Refine at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Reflect//Refine at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Progressive metalcore from Rock Hill, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming
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P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s going to blow your mind? 🤯 P.O.D. is back with…

Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026
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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

The gamescom 2026 recap: where executives’ dreams come to life, and so do our wallets. Amidst the chaos of Germany’s…

GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That
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GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t want to read about the thrilling life of a rockstar who’s been playing the same power…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…

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