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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
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Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…

Vixen guitarist Britt Lightning’s new band The Jetsetters sells out to The Label Group already
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Vixen guitarist Britt Lightning’s new band The Jetsetters sells out to The Label Group already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting news ever? 🤩 I mean, I can barely contain my…

Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
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Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
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Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…

Jack White Performs Dolly Parton Classic Jolene Live On Stage
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Jack White Performs Dolly Parton Classic Jolene Live On Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Within hours of news of Dolly Parton’s passing, Jack White paid tribute with a performance of “Jolene” during his concert…

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Shock rock from South Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Shudder to Think Returns with First New Music in Almost Thirty Years
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Shudder to Think Returns with First New Music in Almost Thirty Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Shudder to Think are back with their first new EP in nearly 30 years. The post-hardcore vets will release the…

Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later
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Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because I just got my hands on the latest…

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