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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
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KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…

Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
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Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…

Remembering Jennifer Finch (L7)
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Remembering Jennifer Finch (L7)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2026

Jennifer Finch, the bassist for influential rock group L7, died Saturday after a battle with brain cancer. She was 59…

Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
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Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…

Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
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Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Dies at 59 from Brain Cancer
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Dies at 59 from Brain Cancer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Jennifer Finch, founding and longtime bassist of pioneering feminist rock band L7, has died at the age of 59 following…

Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania
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Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, folks, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement. Former…

Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
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Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…

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