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Tag: rock

Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow
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Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because Stephen Pearcy, the founder and frontman of…

Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
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Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…

ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…

TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway
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TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Richard Lloyd, co-founding guitarist of Television, has been diagnosed with cholangiocarcinoma, a serious form of bile duct cancer. According to…

Bret Michaels Scraps Tour Dates Amid Recovery from Recent Surgeries
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Bret Michaels Scraps Tour Dates Amid Recovery from Recent Surgeries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Bret Michaels has canceled the remainder of his 2026 tour dates as he continues to recover from recent surgical procedures.…

Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
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Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…

Foo Fighters Rock Hollywood Bowl with LA Philharmonic
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Foo Fighters Rock Hollywood Bowl with LA Philharmonic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Foo Fighters took a brief pause from their ongoing “Take Cover Tour” to join the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood…

Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman
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Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

The Daily Mail apparently went looking for the famously private Meg White and found someone else entirely. According to a…

Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
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Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

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