Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…
In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…
Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…
Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…
“Caught In The Echo” is now blasting through speakers everywhere like a caffeine-addicted toddler who just discovered a drum kit.…
Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…
Another Government Leech Finally Drains the Swamp In a shocking development that will undoubtedly rock the foundations of American security,…
Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…
The Pretty Reckless is back with another album that probably cost more than your college tuition. Taylor Momsen, the band’s…
The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…
