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Tag: rock

Must See Concert Video Drops Now
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Must See Concert Video Drops Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

This is what music is all about: Tre, a 10-year-old boy with Fragile X Syndrome, had the time of his…

Angine de Poitrine Launches Debut US Tour Tickets Available Now
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Angine de Poitrine Launches Debut US Tour Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Angine de Poitrine have made it stateside and will kick off their first-ever US tour at the Ogden Theater in…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🤯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…

Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁‍♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…

Olivia Rodrigo Unveils Daisy Chain Fields Festival Schedule
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Olivia Rodrigo Unveils Daisy Chain Fields Festival Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo has revealed the schedule for the inaugural Daisy Chain Fields festival, and attendees won’t have to make a…

Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
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Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! 🎉 Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

Dave Matthews Band Sets Fall 2026 Tour Schedule
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Dave Matthews Band Sets Fall 2026 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Dave Matthews Band has announced a run of fall tour dates taking place in November 2026. The trek kicks off…

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