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Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows
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Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Mick Jagger has claimed that The Rolling Stones won’t be following Harry Styles’ lead by performing a residency-style concert tour,…

Dave Grohl Calls Pixies Surfer Rosa A Perfect Album
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Dave Grohl Calls Pixies Surfer Rosa A Perfect Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Dave Grohl recently appeared on BBC 6 Radio Music, where he was asked to pick a “perfect record.” His choice…

Ringo Starr Sets New Tour Dates Before 86th Birthday Bash
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Ringo Starr Sets New Tour Dates Before 86th Birthday Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Ringo Starr has announced new tour dates with his All Starr Band for fall 2026. The fall leg opens September…

Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
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Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…

Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance
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Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Muse kicked off their North American summer tour at Milwaukee’s Summerfest on July 2nd, featuring a set of songs from…

Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic
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Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Paul McCartney reportedly gave Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce a unique wedding gift: the first live performance of “I Want…

Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly
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Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

As it turns out, not everyone on Planet Earth adores Gorillaz. UK psych-doom outfit Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats have…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

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