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Iceage Sets Spring 2027 North American Tour Dates
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Iceage Sets Spring 2027 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Iceage have announced a 2027 North American headlining tour in support of their new album For Love of Grace &…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…

Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
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Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OMG, you guys! 🤯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…

Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

My Chemical Romance Announces 2026 Black Parade Tour Tickets Available Now
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My Chemical Romance Announces 2026 Black Parade Tour Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

My Chemical Romance will set out this weekend on the 2026 run of “The Black Parade Tour,” which features 16…

Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham Reconnect Regularly Now
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Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham Reconnect Regularly Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

In less than two years, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham have gone from barely being able to share a room…

Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
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Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…

New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
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New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

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