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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

Girl Scout Cookies: Now With Even MORE Questionable Ingredients
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Girl Scout Cookies: Now With Even MORE Questionable Ingredients

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Looks like the woke Girl Scouts are at it again, pushing their leftist agenda with a new “Exploremores” cookie. What’s…

Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
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Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…

Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors
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Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Oh, joy! 13th Annual Comedy Show Fundraiser at St. Vincents outdoor patio! 🎉 Reception at 5:30 PM – savory bites…

DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma
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DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…

The Cut: Orlando Bloom’s Boxing Comeback – Will He Knock Out His Career’s Failures Too
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The Cut: Orlando Bloom’s Boxing Comeback – Will He Knock Out His Career’s Failures Too

FinnAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a boxer! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen, like, a million of those already. This one’s…

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