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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…

Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
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Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…

New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
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New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…

Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
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Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…

The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on
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The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt, the outgoing White House press secretary, and her potential appearance…

Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…

Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial
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Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rocky Myers, a man who’s been locked up…

Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
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Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…

Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…

Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie
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Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2026August 17, 2026

Nearly 3,000 miles. 2 Flights. 1 Rental Car. One Destination. Some places are worth traveling for. Fire In The Mountains…

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