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Crimson Desert? More Like Crimson Disasterpiece Getting a Physical Release Thanks to PLAION, Bless Their Hearts
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Crimson Desert? More Like Crimson Disasterpiece Getting a Physical Release Thanks to PLAION, Bless Their Hearts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Oh, sweet nectar of the gods! 📢 Pearl Abyss, bless their cotton socks, has decided that *Crimson Desert* is so…

Hollow Knight: Silksong Still MIA, Indie Devs Now Officially “Silksong’d,” Gamers Weep
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Hollow Knight: Silksong Still MIA, Indie Devs Now Officially “Silksong’d,” Gamers Weep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

OMG! Hollow Knight: Silksong, the game we all thought was vaporware, is ACTUALLY dropping! 🤡 Apparently, it’s so hyped that…

Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
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Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…

PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
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PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…

Titan Quest II Early Access: Prepare to Yawn Your Way Through Ancient Greece Again
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Titan Quest II Early Access: Prepare to Yawn Your Way Through Ancient Greece Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh. My. Gods. 🙄 Another ARPG? Seriously? Is this what we’re doing now? Just churning out the same old formula…

3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…

MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap
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MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Get ready to flush your money down the digital toilet🚽! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed🤑),…

Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
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Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…

Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
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Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…

Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing
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Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

CGMagazine was tragically invited (at gunpoint, probably) to 2K’s California offices for a “hands-on” session with Borderlands 4, where I,…

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