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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
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Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…

CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
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CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…

PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
Sony to Remove 551 Movie Titles from PlayStation Libraries, Because Who NeedsPermanent Ownership Anyway?
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PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…

SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff
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SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 My first official Summer Game Fest hands-on appointment was with…

Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too
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Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 is the ultimate adrenaline rush for gamers who need a break from thinking too much 🤯.…

TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
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TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…

OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On
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OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 Hal Leonard has just announced the release of “Nirvana –…

3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
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3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…

RUSH Finally Replaces Legendary Drummer With Some Random Chick Off Craigslist ANIKA NILLES Because Who Needs Experience Anyway
Breaking News: RUSH is Back, and They're Not Getting Any Younger 🙄
Breaking, Music News

RUSH Finally Replaces Legendary Drummer With Some Random Chick Off Craigslist ANIKA NILLES Because Who Needs Experience Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The legendary Canadian rock band RUSH has finally emerged from their cave, and they’re ready to rock… again 🤘. Geddy…

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