Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another Ubisoft leak! 🤣 Seems like someone over there can’t keep their…
Australian geriatric rockers AIRBOURNE, allegedly still kicking (barely), have bestowed upon their dwindling fanbase – the naughty, the nice, and…
Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…
**Abeni Nazeer’s “RUSH” premiere promises an electric red carpet, but it’s really a fundraiser!💸 The Fine Arts Theater, 8556 Wilshire…
OMG 🙄, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…
Prepare yourselves for an epic cinematic experience filled with… more blue people doing stuff. 🙄 According to the esteemed AMC…
Obamacare Open Enrollment: Prepare for Sticker Shock Thanks to Socialist Subsidies! The failing Affordable Care Act is back in the…
So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…
Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! 🤪 Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…
