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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
Elephant Reads CNN

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest
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CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

More Deep State fearmongering from Fake News CNN! They want you to believe Russia and China are teaming up! As…

FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important
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FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Lock him up! Crooked Comey finally gets what he deserves, and the liberal FBI is crying about it. They wanted…

Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
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Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…

Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom
Elephant Reads CNN

Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Oh, look, another bright idea from the globalist swamp! This Yatsenyuk character, probably still stinging from when President Trump exposed…

Zelensky discovers Russia’s ‘testing the waters’ strategy, shocked
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Zelensky discovers Russia’s ‘testing the waters’ strategy, shocked

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

The Radical Left Goes Global: Britain, Canada, and Australia Bow to the Woke Mob, Endorse “Palestine” as Israel Stands Strong!…

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart
Elephant Reads CNN

Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Looks like Crooked Kamala is still whining about losing to the great President Trump! She’s out there pushing her new…

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
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OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…

China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101
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China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another Deep State scare tactic! CNN, still pushing water for the Democrats, is now hyperventilating over “suspected Chinese…

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