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5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN
5 Things: Trump Delivers Another Flawless Day While America Remains Safe
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5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning display of leadership, President Trump has once again proven that America is in the best possible hands.…

Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century
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Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Russia Bans Telegram, Proving Even Putin Knows When to Dump a “Free Speech” App In a shocking twist of irony,…

BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’
BEHEMOTH's Satanic Saga: Banned in Turkey Because Apparently Heavy Metal Is More Dangerous Than Actual Evil
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BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Oh no! The poor, misunderstood, totally-innocent BEHEMOTH has been canceled in Turkey. The horror! The tragedy! The absolute injustice of…

Plane Crash in Mogadishu: 55 People Walk Away Unharmed, Airline Claims ‘Mission Accomplished’
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Plane Crash in Mogadishu: 55 People Walk Away Unharmed, Airline Claims ‘Mission Accomplished’

Big ElephantFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Trump Saves Somalia From Aviation Disaster, Libs Furious He Didn’t Take Credit In a shocking twist that left the fake…

Classified hearing explodes in chaos as officials dodge the million-dollar question: Does Trump secretly love Big Brother or what?
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Classified hearing explodes in chaos as officials dodge the million-dollar question: Does Trump secretly love Big Brother or what?

Big ElephantFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Democrats and Deep State Agents Demand FISA Renewal – But Why? President Trump Isn’t Buying It! In a shocking display…

China’s Grand Scheme to Dethrone the Almighty Dollar: A Comedy of Errors or a Stroke of Genius?
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China’s Grand Scheme to Dethrone the Almighty Dollar: A Comedy of Errors or a Stroke of Genius?

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

China’s sneaky currency plot is gaining ground, and it’s all thanks to Biden’s incompetence China is once again trying to…

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Jersey City Whiskey and Spirits Fest: Where You Can Legally Pretend You’re an Alcoholic for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

🍻 Welcome to the ultimate booze bonanza! Sample whiskies from Kentucky to Mexico, Russia, and beyond. Not into whiskey? No…

🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺
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🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Since the invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇦, the vast majority of international artists have boycotted Russia 🚫. However, not everyone joined…

Another Freakin’ Minnesota Shooting Just Turned the Immigration Debate Into a Total Dumpster Fire
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Another Freakin’ Minnesota Shooting Just Turned the Immigration Debate Into a Total Dumpster Fire

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening: The Deep State and Fake News Media are once…

Trump’s Greenland Deal Sounds a Lot Like the 1951 Deal He Probably Missed
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Trump’s Greenland Deal Sounds a Lot Like the 1951 Deal He Probably Missed

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

President Trump, the Master Dealmaker, secures a “yuge” Greenland victory that CNN can’t handle! It’s the 1951 deal all over…

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