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Tag: Russia

Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Well, folks, it seems even President Trump is getting fed up with the Swamp’s foot-dragging! He’s rightfully calling out Attorney…

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
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EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…

Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
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Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩‍🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
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Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

GOP Finally Realizes Trump’s Been Putin’s Puppet All Along (No Freaking Way)
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Finally Realizes Trump’s Been Putin’s Puppet All Along (No Freaking Way)

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Oh, the Fake News CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Trump narrative! Apparently, our great President’s attempts at world…

Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs
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Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another deep state distraction! The liberal media is hyperventilating over Russia “violating” Poland’s airspace with drones. Give me…

Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
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Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…

Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)
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Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop…

“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening🎬 SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”
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Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Oh, great, the Axis of Evil is back together! China’s Xi, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, and Russia’s Putin –…

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