Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…
Tag: Russia
Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…
Vio-Lence Finally Played Russia, Then Seemed Embarrassed Anyone Found Out
American thrash metal veterans Vio-Lence finally made their Russian debut in August 2026, nearly four decades after Eternal Nightmare —…
CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about CIA Director John Ratcliffe’s recent trip to Moscow, and I have to…
CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…
Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…
Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…
US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…
Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…
Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI
Ilya Beloozerov, a Russian-born American citizen, was killed by the FBI in a hotel parking lot in Hernando, Mississippi. Beloozerov…