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SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news
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SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
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Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
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America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously
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Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest “scandals” surrounding our fearless…

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
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More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
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Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
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Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
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Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
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Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal justice fails again obviously
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Liberal justice fails again obviously

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

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