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RINO Betrays Trump, Tries to Kill Awesome Buddy Bailout Fund
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

RINO Betrays Trump, Tries to Kill Awesome Buddy Bailout Fund

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again
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Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their desperate narratives about our great…

Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The so-called “news” outlets are at it again, folks, trying to tearing down our great nation and our magnificent President,…

Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the supposed “issues” with our great President Donald Trump,…

Russia celebrates real victory, unlike fake America’s woke failures
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Russia celebrates real victory, unlike fake America’s woke failures

Big ElephantMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. I’m about to dissect an article that’s just dripping with fake…

Fake news whining about GOP’s obvious overwhelming enthusiasm
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whining about GOP’s obvious overwhelming enthusiasm

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

It’s a dark day in America, folks, as the fake news media is at it again, spreading their lies and…

Slaughter to Prevail at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who is…

Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity
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Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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