Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Russia

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the US Justice Department has just announced the indictment of…

Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Donald Trump is going to support a…

Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…

Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…

Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…

Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding…

Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Oleksandra Oliynykova, the only professional women’s tennis player competing on tour who…

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana 🤘👜🔥
Videos

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana 🤘👜🔥

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 3 4 5 … 24 Next

Latest posts

  • Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
  • Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
  • Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
  • Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
  • Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
September 2026
S M T W T F S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930  
« Aug    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.