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Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
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Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Zack Snyder’s latest project, The Last Photograph, is set to make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival…

Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War
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Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest stock transactions, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
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Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
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Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…

Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
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Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops
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MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Back to school season is upon us, and you know what that means: a slew of shiny new desktops vying…

Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
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Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…

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