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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently
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French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the chaos in France, where riots have been causing quite a stir.…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up
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Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Nickelback is going on tour again, because apparently, the world wasn’t already…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent
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Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems President Donald Trump was spotted wearing a suit…

Hollywood Finds New Low Budget Ideas in Abandoned Chain Stores Apparently
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Hollywood Finds New Low Budget Ideas in Abandoned Chain Stores Apparently

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

It’s been a rough year for chain stores, and we’re not talking about the plot of the latest blockbuster. Many…

Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief
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Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when Amazon decides to empty its warehouses and make some actual money…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
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Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…

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