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Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
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Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…

Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
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Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…

Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
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Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…

GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
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GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…

Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
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Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
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Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…

Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
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Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…

Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
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Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
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Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…

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