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The Pretty Reckless is back with another album that probably cost more than your college tuition. Taylor Momsen, the band’s…
Well, well, well—look who’s back with another excuse to drain your bank account for gacha pulls. HoYoverse just dropped the…
After 17 years of beating the hell out of drums for artists like BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, SLIPKNOT, and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Jay…
Oh, look, it’s the crypto kings and AI overlords throwing their Monopoly money around like it’s 2016 again! According to…
World’s Oil Markets Hold Their Breath as Strait of Hormuz Remains Shut Well folks, grab your gas masks and strap…
Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…
Sacramento, CA – In a move that can only be described as “Y2K panic meets Hot Topic catalog,” Danny Wimmer…
Cleveland’s ‘Surprise Suitcases’ – Another Mystery the FBI Is Probably Too Busy With to Solve Well folks, it’s another fine…
Wow, the Democrats are super excited about losing again! In Texas, a whopping 2.2 million voters showed up to watch…
Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…
