Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale
Wow, the Democrats are super excited about losing again! In Texas, a whopping 2.2 million voters showed up to watch…
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend
Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…
SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates
After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…
Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…
Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song
Deep State Puppets at Anthropic Bow to Pentagon Overlords, Ditch ‘Safety’ Charade In a shocking turn of events that proves…
Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
“John McDevitt’s Life Saved by Benefit Concert: Because Clearly, He Can’t Save Himself”
Benefit for John McDevitt: Because Brain Surgery Costs More Than a Netflix Subscription Hey everyone! John’s brain is on sale…
POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…
MACKAGE SAMPLE SALE: Because Who Needs Rent When You Can Have a Designer Jacket?
Event Rules and Regulations – Please Read Carefully Attention fashionistas! Prepare for the *ultimate* experience where rules are *just suggestions*.…