Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
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Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…
Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…
Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…
Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…
Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…