Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…
CS2 Traders Get Their Fix With These Overpriced Tools
There’s gold in them skins, or so the saying goes for CS2 traders who’ve turned buying and selling digital goodies…
Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The age-old question: which is worth more, a company that’s…
Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…
Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…
Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…
Trump Admin Generously Returns Gun Licenses To Reformed Dealers Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the ATF, under President Trump, has…