Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
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XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…
Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…
Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…
Trump Admin Generously Returns Gun Licenses To Reformed Dealers Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the ATF, under President Trump, has…
Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…
Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…
Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…
EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…