Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…
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Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…
Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…
EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…
Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market is getting all shook up due to geopolitical…
Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump has been quite the busy bee…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…