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9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
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9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
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Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…

DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
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DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
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Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
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Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
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NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…

Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
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Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…

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