Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…
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Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Paul Child was driving with his grandson…
Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…
Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed
The tech behind online gaming is a marvel, but let’s not forget who’s really driving this train: our collective desire…
Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on CNN, and folks, it’s getting pretty wild out there.…
US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US buying Japanese yen for the first time in over a…
Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…
XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…