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Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever
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Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shooting in Erie, Pennsylvania, where nine people were killed on Friday,…

Hurricane Isaias threatens America’s oil refineries because of course it does
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Hurricane Isaias threatens America’s oil refineries because of course it does

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hurricane Isaias is heading straight for the US Gulf Coast, and…

Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless
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Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of affordable housing in the US, and let me tell you,…

Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain
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Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s not every day that I get to play a game that actually lives up to its hype, but Phantom…

Southern Georgia Block Party Apparently Not That Fun This Year
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Southern Georgia Block Party Apparently Not That Fun This Year

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in southern Georgia that’s just left me shaking my head.…

Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas
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Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

I’m willing to make a wager that if you see The Debut in a theater, there will come a moment…

Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt
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Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that $4 a gallon gas is all it took…

Christa Pike Outlives Own Execution in Bureaucratic Miracle
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Christa Pike Outlives Own Execution in Bureaucratic Miracle

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be the first…

Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab
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Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The rumor mill is churning out some tantalizing tidbits, folks, and this time it’s all about Naughty Dog’s alleged new…

Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…

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