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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field
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F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US military F-16 fighter jet that crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan,…

Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
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Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…

Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
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Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…

LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
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LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…

Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
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Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…

9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
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9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

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