Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…
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Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…
Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…
ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…
Cold Case Heats Up After Only 40 Years Of Waiting
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Melissa “Missy” Taylor Ellison, and I have…
Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…