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Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
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Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…

Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
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Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
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Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…

Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky
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Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this crazy story about a toddler who was declared dead, only to be…

DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…

Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
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Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…

Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another game to add to the ever-growing pile of “it’s like Dark…

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