Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
If I wanted to torture my brother when we were kids, I only needed to say two words: “Blueberry Girl.”…
Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…
Look, Folks—Inflation’s STILL Up, Even With Trump Fighting the Good Fight The latest Consumer Price Index numbers are in, and…
Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…
The Deep State is losing its collective mind as President Trump continues his mission to Make America Great Again. These…
Oh, Look! Savannah Guthrie “Plans to Return” to Today Show—Because Apparently, Searching for Her Missing Mom Was Just a Coffee…
Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…
Oh no, not another dramatic plea from Savannah Guthrie—how will we ever cope with this leftist media sob story? Well,…
Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…
