Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…
Tag: science
MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer
In a world where our internet connection is more reliable than our significant others, it’s a wonder we still tolerate…
Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…
Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…
Smerconish Talks America’s Birthday with Fetterman and McCormick
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pennsylvania Senators John Fetterman and Dave McCormick chatting with Michael Smerconish about…
Oh great Florida’s got a gator problem now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest alligator attacks in central Florida, and I have to say,…
Will this fancy gadget fix DCs stinky Reflecting Pool
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s latest saga. It seems the Trump administration…
Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…
Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…