Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
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ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…
Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
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Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
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Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s been going on in our great nation? I mean, it’s 2026 and…
Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
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Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…