Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
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G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…
Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
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End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…
Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
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ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
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Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
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Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
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Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
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Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…