Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…
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Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…
Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat
Another one bites the dust! Crooked Mayor Adams, buckling under the weight of his own scandals (and maybe a little…
“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)
Scream (1996) at Brew Garden! 😱 Prepare for the cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and questionable acting. Bring friends, or…
Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…
Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park
Oh, honey, get ready for the most terrifying thing you’ll see all year: a documentary about a theme park.😱 Spooktacular!,…
Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…
WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…
Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz
Oh, the irony! These liberal snowflakes are suing an AI company for using their books to train its chatbot! It’s…
Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…