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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…

As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

Feds May Crash Your Voting Party
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Feds May Crash Your Voting Party

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. With less than two months to go until the midterm elections,…

Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
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Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…

First Class Now Includes Free Duct Tape Restraints
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First Class Now Includes Free Duct Tape Restraints

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A passenger on American Airlines Flight 618 from Dallas Fort Worth…

Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
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Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time
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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest endeavors, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss
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Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from former Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and let me…

Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…

Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
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Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…

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