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Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again
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Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Canada’s game studios are the unsung heroes of the gaming world, churning out hits like Assassin’s Creed, Dead by Daylight,…

Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently
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Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media, and folks, I…

FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
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FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…

Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
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Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…

Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
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Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…

Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views
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Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed triumphal arch, and I have to say, it’s…

GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest plans from President Trump and his allies to monitor the upcoming…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

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