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Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course
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Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has ruled that the Pentagon’s decision to label…

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
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Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…

ICE Ruins Another Dream Vacation With Timely Jetway Arrest
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ICE Ruins Another Dream Vacation With Timely Jetway Arrest

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the US immigration system is getting more and…

Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
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Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…

Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
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Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…

Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has sent a nuclear cooperation agreement with Saudi…

China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
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China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…

Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…

Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
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Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…

Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities
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Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

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