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Tag: Sequel

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…

Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
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Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…

Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
Netflix's Latest Venture: A Wonka-themed Competition Series, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
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Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently

FinnJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming

FinnJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…

Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
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Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Daveigh Chase, the voice behind Lilo Pelekai in Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, has passed away at the age of 35.…

Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…

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